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i love you horny bisexuals i love you kinky bisexuals i love you polyamorous bisexuals i love you bisexuals in open relationships i love you bisexuals who don’t want a relationship i love you bisexuals who just want to fuck i love you bisexuals who left a man for a woman or a woman for a man i love you bisexuals who have feelings for several people at once i love you bisexuals who can’t decide i love you bisexuals who feel like you’re playing into negative bisexual stereotypes i love you bisexuals

A painting of two muscular arms holding hands. One arm is labelled 'Aromantic people'. The other arm is labelled 'Polyamorous people'. Their joined hands are labelled '"What do you mean 'The One'?"'ALT

Inspired by the brief period of time I thought I was polyamorous because I felt the same way about my boyfriend as I did my best friends and I hadn't clocked yet that all of those feelings were platonic

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KEN Things Ryan Gosling Can't Live Without | GQ

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain out of your mouth. When your are able to, take deep slow breaths. No heimlich maneuver or physical assists from somebody else should be used beyond this, otherwise you could vomit and escalate the issue. Its about keeping the larynx open. Hopefully this helps.

Reblog to fucking save a life.

This works for minor water inhalation while swimming, too. If you can kneel on the ground and put your head on or between your knees, it let’s the water escape on its own.

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

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Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

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Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

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So many people miss the point of my original post and I’m tired of it so come clarification:

Yes, some guys suck. Some guys are really horrible people, who do horrible things. This isn’t news to anyone! Though it might be surprising for some to learn that there are women out there who suck, are terrible people, and do terrible things too. Neither of these things are the point!

If you’re dating a man, maybe don’t constantly shit on him for a funny little thing like ~gender~ which he can’t really control. A lot of people will make fun of and hate the old boomer mindset of “I hate my wife” jokes and then will turn around and do the exact same fucking thing to their boyfriends. It’s stupid! It’s annoying! And it’s extremely prevalent in the queer, more specifically bisexual, community (aimed at both bi men and women) to the point it can just be straight up Homophobic at times (why tf you shaming a bi man for having boyfriend instead of a wife??).

“Oh but Bees, I have trauma! I can’t help hating men and looking at the person I want as my boyfriend in utter disgust” then don’t date! Go to therapy, work on yourself! Don’t subject some poor dude to constant vitriol because you refuse to work yourself! I swear to everything good people on this app, and others, will shit on disabled people, and neurodivergent people, for being disabled and needing some extra assistance from their partners sometimes (something they often CANT help)… and then turn around and be like “but actually…my trauma means I can verbally abuse my boyfriend for being a man :/// thanks :///“.

There, now all the sorry-ass-joy-sucking motherfuckers can shut the fuck up!! Here’s clarification!! If you see happy gay couples, or a confident trans man in a healthy relationship, or something and feel the need to add a rant about your failed relationship with a dude (so they can’t be happy either) maybe pick up journaling or something! Get hobbies! Enjoy life! And maybe stop with all your bad takes!!


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Anonymous asked:

It's really unfortunate that you support bi lesbians so vehemently when you said it yourself it isnt an identification that personally affects you. It does affect lesbians, and a lot of us are incredibly uncomfortable with it. Poor taste :(

punkitt-is-here:

WRONG and CRINGE all the lesbians I know irl are actually based and donโ€™t give a shit because no one outside the internet cares about this in the slightest LMAO if youโ€™re uncomfortable start getting comfortable or get out nerd

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lady-sanctuary:
“elierlick:
“Now THIS is art. ๐Ÿ˜
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“When I first saw the original painting, I began to do some research on that little boy. I could find everything I wanted about every other detail in the painting, but there was nothing about him. No...

Now THIS is art. 😍

lady-sanctuary

“When I first saw the original painting, I began to do some research on that little boy. I could find everything I wanted about every other detail in the painting, but there was nothing about him. No history. And so I wanted to find a way to imagine a life for this young man that the historical painting had never made space for in the composition: his desires, dreams, family, thoughts, hopes. Those things were never subjects that the original artist wanted the viewer to contemplate. In order to reframe the discussion, I decided to physically take action to quiet [and crumple] the side of the painting that we’ve been talking about for a very long time and turn up the volume on this kid’s story. And that’s the reason why I started that painting.”
Via Artnet News 2019/03/27

Which of these would you rather see on your dash?

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Hey @staff. This is a perfect example of why collapsed reblogs is such a bad idea. Seeing the full thread, you go like this:

๐Ÿ˜ฎ ooh, that's cool
๐Ÿ˜€ "they're free," hehe!
๐Ÿคฃ "16 cents," perfection!!

I have achieved joy, I feel positive feelings toward Tumblr, I want to engage, I want to stay, my eyeballs land on more ads, you make more money, everyone wins! ๐ŸŽ‰

Seeing the collapsed thread, you go like this:

๐Ÿ˜ฎ ooh, that's cool
๐Ÿ˜ "16 cents"? yes, that's literally what the pic shows, not sure why you felt the need to say that

There is no motivation for me to uncollapse the reblog chainโ€”it looks like a boring conversation about the denominations of coins. And even if I do uncollapse it, you've ruined the joke by showing me the punchline before the setup. I am sad, Tumblr is boring, I go elsewhere to entertain myself, I see less ads, you make less money, everyone loses. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

Reblog chains are the best thing about Tumblr. They are your unique super power. They are the thing that makes people screenshot Tumblr and share it around. Why on earth would you kneecap them??

I don't know exactly how you plan to implement this. Give people the option to keep them collapsed if there truly are people who are annoyed by how long they can get (you already have a version of this feature), but don't collapse them for everyone or new users by default. Please. It will make Tumblr so much more boring.

I did it with discord, i did it with tumblr and i suggest everyone else do it too. rollback to a previous version and turn off autoupdates

Heres a link to rollback to a previous version of tumblr. youll have to uninstall the app and then download which version youll want but its worth it imo. might have to download an apk mirror installer but those are around on google play and stuff

I rolled back to the nov. 3 version. right before they swapped out the spooky icon

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I wanna see a ufo

Look at a flying object and simply choose not to identify it

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Everyone please say "thank you tgirl tits"

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you can't really place all the blame for bad female character design on artists because a lot of that comes from higher up the chain of command, which is something I learned the hard way when a client had me draw breasts and eyelashes on a wasp so that it was obvious she's a girl wasp

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Op I'm so sorry but I had to immortalise the vision this post gave me

I can't post the actual art here but it's actually uncanny how close the second image is to what it looked like

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