men who have never known the touch of a woman should not be allowed to use figurative language about women’s bodies

my toxic trait is that i think i could teach ancient humans about electromagnetism if given the chance

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They don't seem eager for a sip of contamination smoothie!

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The UK government has just unbanned fracking while everyone's distracted by the royal circus

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL

We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.

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whadda

@tazerpagan did an experiment and tried copy/pasting and submitting to blaze again and it worked. So, just goes to show blaze has… inconsistent moderation to say the least.

Science side of Tumblr lives

the way my shitty last ex literally wore rose-tinted glasses,,,,,,,,,,,,,

me: i wouldn’t mind gaining weight so i have bigger t!ts

also me: what is breakfast

I lost my best friend 3 years ago- not lost as in dead but lost as in we only text each other on our birthdays now. Movies and books don't tell you that a friendship dying is like the sinking of a ship, you try to get higher and higher and hold onto the rails and unanswered texts, the captain tries to steer it to safety and salvage pieces of two broken hearts until you're left with memories of what once was. We were friends for a decade and knew each other's diaries by heart, I still remember her phone number and the way she took her coffee. Seeing her in streets is like breathing in a scent you forgot you knew but it immediately takes you back to a summer in '07.

Movies and books also don't tell you that friendships don't just end after one fight or incident, it's like the rusting of a bridge, the slow decay of flesh and bones and secrets. It took weeks, months- until one day I woke up and I realized I hadn't thought of her in a while. And I wrote a poem that day and I titled it 'The dying of a best friend' and I put all my love for her in a tiny box with my half of the matching pendant of a dolphin we had and stored them in a corner of my heart under the heading Grief. Where else can one hide unspent love?

It's been 3 years since I lost my best friend, lost as in I still carry our secrets in a tiny box but we only text each other on our birthdays.

-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The world is a sphere of ice and our hands are made of fire


Edit: here's the visualizer for this piece

Most countries have too few political parties, but it's always a trip to read anything about the parliamentary countries with too many parties. Brazil has 25 political parties with over 100,000 members

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every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

fucked up how colors look different depending on what screen you’re looking at them on. that should be illegal I think

broskepol

this fucking shit, you know

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I spend so much time carefully picking and adjusting the colors in every single drawing I make that I’d probably lose my mind if I didn’t just repeatedly push this out of my memory and pretend it’s not a thing. Why am I reblogging a blank empty post that doesn’t say anything??? Weird

good news! you can’t make sure that everyone will see the correct colors on their own device, but you can make sure your monitor is as accurate as possible for printing and sharing by calibrating it! 

there are a bunch of free monitor tests, but here’s an easy one you can use. the passmark and eizo tests are also pretty good, though passmark doesn’t work in your browser. be warned that some tests may cause eye strain.

you can either use the settings built into your monitor itself or use the display color calibration settings in your operating system to adjust the settings until everything looks correct, and then enjoy your accurate colors.

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

Photographers, too. Color calibrate your monitors if you intend to print or sell your work. There’s a ton of info out there for this.

the-night-picture-collector:
““Jon Naar, Shadows of Children on Swings, Munich, 1963
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Jon Naar, Shadows of Children on Swings, Munich, 1963

hot adhd tip: if you are being productive and shit and you want to continue being productive DO NOT SIT DOWN. "oh im gonna take a five minute break and get back to it-" no you wont king. you will automatically lose all motivation the second you sit down.

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Truth in satire.

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