Concept: we are together. you are sleeping with your body wrapped around mine. it is quiet. my mind is calm. we are happy.

im checking my slime rancher hours wait wait

im running for prime minister.

slime minister lol

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hey man it’s very cisgender in here. Can someone open a window or something

me and my buddies are playing "soup fight". that's where we each embody a different vegetable and get in a nice hot tub together. and then we fight

some of you are abusing the power of kungpowpenis

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yeah okay steven universe blog

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Halloween is the closest to communism America gets, there's a level of communal care for children, cars are discouraged, slightly better stuff on tv, sexy vampires witches and ghouls everywhere...

approaching the 1 year anniversary of this joke post which made someone so mad that they wrote multiple essays in response all about the inherent evils of communism and communists

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who the fuck made this post

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You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

2 sentence horror story

Been seeing people say that we have to make Twitter completely unprofitable now that Elon owns it, and that's completely true. We need to do that. But we're not going to do that by just being so fucking annoying that no one else wants to be on Twitter. We have to be calculated, coordinated, and so fucking annoying that no brands want to be on Twitter. This must mark the resurgence of The Brand Wars. So if you're on Twitter, you must be completely insufferable to brands. Every brand account you find, comment "SILENCE BRAND" on their posts, block them, tell everyone you know to block them, and move on to the next one. This includes the brands you like. I don't care if Wendy's Twitter is funny; block them. If all the funny popular brand Twitter accounts lose even a quarter of their following in a decently short period of time, they will freak out, and they will blame Musk. If every time you see a sponsored post you immediately block the account that sponsored it, that's money that Twitter can't make off of you anymore, and that's money that Musk loses. We can do this, but we have to do it together, so let's show the world just how powerful a social media community can be and show them that billionaires have no place in that community.

I don’t have a twitter, but for those who do:

1. This is a moral thing to do, take the internet back from corporate accounts

2. It would be really funny

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